Lucky

Kelly. Nineteen. America.
Lesbian. Cisgender. She/Her pronouns.
I love many things. This blog is a hot mess of everything I find worth sharing.
It is sometimes NSFW, but rarely, you have been warned.
I love making new friends and a message in my ask would make my day.
Thanks for dropping by and DFTBA.

“My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into constellations.” ― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

(via t1psygn0stalgic)

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: wearentinthecrowd, via evilthatjustdoesnotexist)

http://instagram.com/p/pJ6cxCDAxg/

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(Source: calligraphicwaves, via fearsdreamsotherterriblethings)

must-love-lush:

thinklikeashipwreck:

thinklikeashipwreck:

thinklikeashipwreck:

So one of my favorite hobbies is going on Lush sites from other countries and translating them into English and laughing heartily at how they translate via Google.
This is from France.
Tits babies. 

This post has almost a thousand notes. I’m glad at least 991 people think this shit is as funny as I do

1,000 NOTES
YOU LOVE ME OH GOD

I highly recommend any of you give this a try, it kills time beautifully and is HILARIOUS! 

must-love-lush:

thinklikeashipwreck:

thinklikeashipwreck:

thinklikeashipwreck:

So one of my favorite hobbies is going on Lush sites from other countries and translating them into English and laughing heartily at how they translate via Google.

This is from France.

Tits babies. 

This post has almost a thousand notes. I’m glad at least 991 people think this shit is as funny as I do

1,000 NOTES

YOU LOVE ME OH GOD

I highly recommend any of you give this a try, it kills time beautifully and is HILARIOUS! 

(via lushlikes)

Just a little heads up for aspiring public speakers out there!

cuddly-morrigan:

The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.

Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.

Thank you!

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royal-lush-addiction:

royal-lush-addiction:

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nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice
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nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

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http://tumblr-weeds.tumblr.com

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